Friday, November 15, 2013

Halloween, and so forth.

I have no idea how it came to be November already, but somehow, that happened.  In a couple of weeks my parents will be heading this way to have Thanksgiving at my house since I'm tied up here with work and can't make it home for the holiday for the first time ever. So, my mom has volunteered to drive up and cook dinner while I'm working -- a plan that suits everyone because a) I work until 6, so if the parents weren't here and I ended up crashing a potluck at a friend's house there is a chance (however small) that all turkey and sweet potato casserole would be long gone and b) my parents won't have to conquer an entire turkey by themselves.

I wasn't lying.
Speaking of holidays, Halloween was a great success. James was in town, which made it extra special, and meant that king-sized candy bars were up for grabs for trick-or-treaters -- toddlers excluded -- who knew some things about U.S. History, like the name of the second president of the United States. Make 'em work for it - why not? Once we had wounded enough children's egos for an evening, we dressed up as angry Germans - James has a pair of lederhosen and I borrowed my roommate's dirndl - and wandered around to a few bars in the neighborhood.  A highlight was waving across a dimly lit 1984-themed bar to none other but ALF in all his glory and having him raise a paw to me in return.
   Even New Seasons, my favorite grocery store, was decked out for Halloween. When I went in to pick up last minute supplies for pumpkin pancakes, the freezer section had been turned into this (see below). Made my morning.              
Spooky frozen foods.

A few days before, we had gone out to Sauvie Island to pick pumpkins and run around in the corn maze. With the
help of our "Scriptural Passport" we made it out alive. Good thing we knew that baby Jesus was born a) in a manger, instead of b) in a hotel in Jerusalem. Otherwise, who knows what would have happened.

The "MAiZE"














While James was here we of course went to 80's Video Dance Attack at the Crystal Ballroom. It was a Friday-night tradition that died when my dancing partner moved to California, and I was happy to bring it back to life.  The great thing about 80's Night is that everyone is really just there to dance to Talking Heads and Madonna and see the music video for "Thriller" play on a big projector screen.  There's a good mix of people who actually grew up in the 80's and people like James and myself -- twenty-somethings who just want to dance to "Tainted Love." But really, who doesn't? Even if you think you don't, you do. And even if you think you can't dance, you can. At 80's night, you definitely can. This is a place where you could do the Sprinkler dance and get away with it, because at 80's night, in the words of Deee-lite, groove is in the heart.
     And what would 80's night be without some Delicious Donuts to top it off? Anyone who tells you that Voodoo Donuts makes the best donuts in Portland is lying.  First off, the people who own Delicious Donuts  are the sweetest people ever. Boun and Penny (the owners) have two boys named Aiden and Jaeden because Penny's sister is named Jenny and Penny wanted her kids' names to rhyme too. True story.  Anyways, they stay up all night making donuts and sometimes -- I speak from experience -- they'll let you in before they officially open and sell you donuts hot out of the fryer.  It doesn't look like much from the outside but the donuts live up to the shop's name, and you won't have to wait in line for two hours for one..who am I kidding...six silly donuts. You won't regret it.
     In other news, I met my first hermaphrodite dog. His name was Lumpy, and we became acquainted when he came into the flower shop the other day.  Apparently he went in for some kind of surgery and the doctor found a uterus inside of him. Who knew? Lucky for him, he lives in Portland. Happy Friday, everyone.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Gord's Gold

"All Things Pumpkin; Pumpkin in All Things" 

I love Fall. Specifically, I love October. I love when pumpkins start piling up outside of grocery stores and when pumpkin pie ice cream shows up (on sale!) inside of those grocery stores. I love when my neighborhood Peet's Coffee and Starbucks, located literally right across the street from each other, put out competing signs for pumpkin spice lattes.  I love when Trader Joe's sends out its October newsletter ever so appropriately titled "All Things Pumpkin; Pumpkin in All Things; Other Stuff, Too" so I can read it in bed while watching "Orange is the New Black" and drool over things I don't need but have to have, like pumpkin cream cheese and pumpkin butter. 

Portland Haunted Maze
Aaaand, it's VooDoo Donuts themed this year. How Portland.
"Other Stuff, Too."(Not all of which has to do with Fall)

Go and Do: The Haunted MAiZE (at The Pumpkin Patch on Sauvie Island): Okay, so it's not so much a haunted maze as it is a haunted walk or guided path, but neither of those descriptions allow for clever word play.  Either way, you will be chased in cornfields by strangers with chainsaws. Who wouldn't want that?

Watch: Halloween. The 1978 version. Michael Myers (no, not from Austin Powers) vs. a twenty-something Jamie Lee Curtis.  With bad acting, a catchy theme song, and a masked man who just will not die no matter how many times you stab him with a knitting needle, clothes hanger, or even his own knife, Halloween is so much more than just another teen slasher flick.

This happens. See for yourself.

Read: Edith Wharton's The Age of Innocence. Because where else are you going to get a description like this of an excessively overweight woman?
 "The immense accretion of flesh which had descended on her in middle life like a flood of lava on a doomed city had changed her from a plump active little woman with a neatly-turned foot and ankle into something as vast and august as a natural phenomenon."

Listen: As if Bon Iver's "Skinny Love" wasn't enough, a seventeen-year-old Brit named Birdy released an acoustic version of the song, a feat I never would have thought possible. Our work Pandora station has picked this up as a favorite -- God knows why -- and every time, I'm like...

Eat and Drink: A list is required.
Happy October!

 Pretty pumpkins.



Friday, September 20, 2013

Recipe: Braised Figs with Arugula

I work evenings at the flower shop, which means that I've been eating dinner a lot later than I'm used to -- like around 9 or 9:30, sometimes even as late as 10.  I'm usually starving by the time I get home, but I never feel like making an extravagant dinner, nor do I feel like filling myself up with something super heavy a couple hours before going to bed.  That said, this braised figs with arugula recipe from The Vegan Table has definitely come in handy.  My friend turned me onto this recipe a few weeks ago when we made it together for the first time, and I just made it again for dinner on Wednesday. Figs are definitely on their way out, so this recipe is a great way to get your fill of the fruit before the season is over.

Ingredients
I splurged and bought these figs at Zupans. They were 7 dollars, and at least 3 of those dollars probably went towards this silly little crate they came in.  Whatever, Zupans. You win.
1 tablespoon butter (or Earth Balance or Coconut Oil)
I teaspoon sugar
1 pint figs
4 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
1 bunch arugula
1 tablespoon olive oil
lemon juice
salt and pepper to taste

Make it Happen

-Melt butter in a large sauté pan and mix in sugar.
-Place figs face down in the pan and cook for 3 to 5 minutes, until the face of the fig is sticky and golden around the edges. (I have a bad habit of walking away from the stove while I'm cooking and coming back to an over-boiling, foaming pot of oatmeal or, in this case, slightly over-cooked figs.  Follow the recipe and not my example, and you'll be just fine.)
-Remove from heat and place figs on a plate.
-In the same skillet, heat the balsamic vinegar until it is bubbly, then reduce to a simmer for 4-5 minutes.
-In a bowl, toss the arugula with olive oil and lemon juice, and sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste.
-Place arugula on a plate and arrange figs on top. Drizzle with the balsamic reduction, and voilĂ ! Ready to serve!
I'm not vegan, so I like to throw some goat cheese on at the end to give it a little something extra. Enjoy!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Newness and Stuff

Just when I thought I was going to have to change my name to Chrysanthemum Rose if I wanted to work at any of the places I was applying to ("Hello, this is Violet from the Meadow"..."Hi, this is Sage from Sammy's Flowers," and don't even get me started on "Karen Fern") I finally got a job.  Actually, I got two.  And one of them has allowed me to cross something off my bucket list.  In a blog post a couple months ago, I made a list of possible career paths, and working in a flower shop was on there, right after interviewing Hannibal Lecter.  My case is one in which persistence paid off. Granted, it was borderline creepy persistence -- I actually just found a cover letter I had written Sammy's Flowers over a year ago.  But my almost-stalking and intense enthusiasm did the trick: I started working at the shop last week.  It's a whole lot of everything -- bouquet making, sweeping, answering phones, taking orders, tagging flowers -- with almost no down time, and it's the best.  The woman training me was telling me how lucky she was to get a job at the shop since she hadn't worked with flowers since college, and all I could say was how lucky I was to get a job at the shop without any experience, period.
   My other job is at a dress boutique just a few blocks down from Sammy's, so I'll be spending quite a bit of time on Northwest 23rd.  All the dresses in the shop are designed by one woman and are handmade locally using Fair Trade silk from India. The fabrics are beautiful and the quality is high, but the dresses certainly aren't cheap, so they appeal to a very specific clientele from what I've seen - mainly brides-to-be and older women looking for special occasion dresses.  One of the perks of working there is that I get to wear the clothes without any cost to myself, but the owner was out of town when I started working (about 2 weeks ago now) so I have been wearing my own skirts and dresses, but I still try to look nice and put together.  "Try to" are the key words there.  The first day I worked I spilled this pungent oily salad dressing down my skirt while I was eating lunch in a dressing room.  It got on the dressing room floor, and then I had to rinse my skirt off in the sink and dry it with the automatic hand dryer that I still haven't gotten used to.  This dryer is situated uncomfortably close to the sink to the point where it will sense your shoulder or elbow while you are washing your hands.  The stupid thing will blast on unexpectedly and scare you like you never thought an appliance could. Trust me, I've been there. 

Friday, July 19, 2013

California v. Portlandia

I am happy to say that summer is finally in full gear here in Portland. To be sure, it's not the 115 degree "I could bake cookies in my car" summer that greeted me in Redding a couple weeks ago when I went home for my mom's birthday, but Portland's version of the season has definitely arrived. Not like people here were waiting for consistent sunshine to start crossing things off their summer to-do lists. Before I left for California, right around the time my mother posted the little gem below on my Facebook wall, I actually saw someone barbecuing outside
But really.
of their house in full rain gear...right after I had watched one far-too-considerate driver lean out of his car and angrily yell and flip off another for not stopping to let me jaywalk across a busy intersection by my house. Really, this city sometimes.
     Since my trip down to California, I've actually been considering moving back to the Golden State. Not because I refuse to barbecue in the rain (although I do), or because I would rather wait a few extra minutes to cross the street than have someone get the finger on my behalf (but really, over-courteous Portland driver, I would), but because there's just something about Northern California that feels like home.  It has everything I love about Portland -- the good food, the farmers' markets, the big trees -- just with nicer weather and more family.  While I was home, I celebrated my mom's 30th birthday (you're welcome, reading mother) by going to see Monsters University, followed by a nice dinner at a restaurant overlooking the Sacramento River.  I was so happy to be home I even went to Zumba with her and danced around waving a towel above my head to Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" in a room full of moms.  While I was home, I was also able to drive down and see James in the Bay Area, and it was sometime driving around out there in the rolling foothills and cow pastures that populate Northern California that I started thinking about calling those foothills Home.  Also, this happened:
Dinner!
Taken post-scream, after I discovered that fish do not die as soon as they are caught, and if you hold them up for a photo-op, they will make a scene.
James took me fishing and helped me catch my first fish - yay!  He was nice enough to give me complete credit, even though all I did was point to a rod we had set up on the shore and say, "Hey, that thing is moving. What does that mean?" and, when and how he told me to, I reeled in the fish I would name James, in my fishing guru's honor.  Not thinking that, a few hours later, Fish James would be brutally beheaded and gutted by Person James in front of my eyes.
    After over a week of backyard camp-outs, kayaking, home-cooked meals, and what might as well be called an all-I-can-eat fruit buffet in my parents' kitchen, it's needless to say that I had a hard time coming back to Portland.  But come back I did, and so far, the city has done a pretty decent job of reminding me how awesome it can be (ask me again come winter).  Things like last weekend's trip to Sauvie Island, a lovely little retreat twenty or so minutes outside of the city and home to several U-Pick farms, have helped to shake off the post-California blues.  My housemate and I came back with blueberries, strawberries, and the perfect amount of blackberries for a blackberry pie.
Makin' the crust.
It's not the best pie, but it's pie nonetheless.  And it's my first pie, so there's that. And, it's significantly better than I remember it being it last night, so either my expectations were lower and probably more realistic today than they were last night, or the flavors have just had some time to mingle and flirt. I'll go with the latter.

  

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

"Oh, The Places You'll Go!"


     Last Thursday, the editorial staff of Portland Monthly took me and my fellow interns out to what turned into a four-hour-long happy hour -- the happiest of happy hours -- at a classy French "Brasserie" downtown.  There were plenty of fancy cocktails and deep-fried frog legs to be had, and all I ended up paying for was a $5 bowl of gourmet mac-and-cheese.  That may not be all I should have paid for, if that slip of paper handed to me at the end of the night was actually a receipt telling me how much I needed to pay for my beer, instead of what I (wishfully) thought it was: a receipt telling me how much  my supervisor had paid for my beer.  I learned that I should really go for speed instead of duration if I want to get the most out of Portland Monthly happy hours and don't end up buying -- or not buying -- myself my 2nd drink while everyone else has already had four covered.  But happy hour also reminded me that a) being a fact-checker is totally worth (my parents may disagree) the two parking tickets, consequent trip to court, and several-hundred-dollar cell phone charge I ran up during the first month of my internship, when I was too self-conscious to make phone calls from my desk, in front of other people, like a normal human being, and also that b) I still belong in the intern world.  I think the fact that the first words out of my mouth after I took my place at the table were, "Well, I ran into a tree on my way over here," goes to show that I have a long way to go before I become, say, a sophisticated magazine editor.
      Speaking of becoming a sophisticated magazine editor, while I was at said happy hour, a woman from the advertising department of our office asked me what I would do with my life career-wise if I only had two months left to live.  If I could do anything, what would it be?  Disregard money, training, what have you.  My first answer was a very non-committal, "..I don't know. Maybe publishing? I could read manuscripts," to which she responded, "No." Wrong answer.  Since then I've been thinking a lot about her question.  I think it's an important one, but I'm also not sure if I have the experience or knowledge to answer it yet. I feel like there are so many jobs out there that I don't even know exist, and since I've basically spent most of my time in the classroom the past few years instead of out in the workforce, I haven't even explored the ones I know of, like being a sophisticated magazine editor.  That said, I have come up with a few more options that may have a little more to them than my initial response:
  1. Jodi Foster's job in The Silence of the Lambs.  I used to think that when I grew up I might be a forensic scientist, or whatever you would call someone who goes to a crime scene and pieces together how the crime happened based on what's there and how it all looks.  Now I think interviewing a serial killer takes the cake. How could you not be intrigued by someone who describes eating a man's liver like it was a pork chop?  If only I had Clarice's double major in psychology and criminology under my belt. So close.
  2. Working in a flower shop.  Because arranging bouquets is the most obvious runner-up to hanging out with psychopaths.  But really. I would love to work in a flower shop. Specifically, this flower shop:
Sammy's Flowers. A week or so ago I went into the shop and pleaded my case as a desperate college grad who was willing to do anything and everything, whatever it took, to fulfill her dream of arranging flowers  They actually let me throw together a bouquet for what I hope will not be the first and last time. Really, I'd do anything.
3. I would write. Something. Something awesome. Probably not books, although the one about aliens I started in middle-school had serious potential. In the meantime, I write this blog. That's what this is, by the way. Practice.
     For this last one, I might take the cue of another Alisha Gorder. Yes, there's another woman out there with my name, and she is living one of my possible lives.  According to her LinkedIn profile, the first hit when you Google search my name, Alisha is the editor of a health newsletter in New York City and has also worked as a freelance reporter for the New York Times. But there's more. Her mother-in-law's name is Gordeen Gorder.  My mom's name is Gayleen Gorder. If the Twighlight Zone music isn't playing in your head right now, something is wrong. So, while I'm trying to figure out the answer to the question posed to me at that fateful happy hour, why not create a LinkedIn profile and try and connect with my namesake? The College Career Center has been telling me to make a profile for months. I just haven't had a good enough reason to do so until now.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Tempeh to Toothpaste



If you don't have Heidi Swanson's cookbook, Super Natural Every Day, you really should get it.  I have never really used cookbooks before, and I don't mean that in the 'I don't need a recipe because I throw things together and it always comes out fabulous' kind of way.  I just don't really use them.  I use my mom's recipes, do a Google search for whatever I'm craving, or snag the occasional recipe from a cooking blog, but I've never really had a go-to cookbook.  Enter Super Natural Every Day.  My cousin got me it for Christmas, and it's my favorite thing.  It's lived in -- there's some dried split pea dust in the creases of one page, some water damage, some soup splatters, and post-its marking my favorite recipes.  I've found my housemates curled up with it in a chair in the corner of our kitchen. Even the house-owners' 16-year-old-daughter, whose meals usually come from the freezer, has been caught in the chair red-handed, her eyes pouring over pages of recipes for lemon-zested bulgar wheat, macaroon tart, wild rice casserole, and green lentil soup. Take away the drama, and the cookbook's still good. Promise.
   Last night I turned to this trusty gem of a cookbook and made maple-glazed eggplant with tempeh.  I had never had tempeh before I tried this recipe, so I don't really have anything to compare it to, tempeh-wise.  Still, I think it's pretty tasty.  The recipe actually calls for pomegranate molasses, but it notes that you can use maple syrup instead, which is what I did since I had maple syrup on hand.  The recipe also calls for cilantro, which I didn't use, because whenever I buy cilantro for a particular recipe, I never know what to do with whatever is left over.  But, I just saw this great sounding recipe http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/buttermilk-asparagus-salad-recipe.html, also by Heidi, that calls for cilantro. I just might have to remake the tempeh dish, this time with the cilantro, and finish off the pesky herb by having the asparagus salad for lunch. 
Recipe: Pomegranate or Maple-Glazed Eggplant with Tempeh
Ingredients
1 long, thin Asian eggplant cut into chunks
8 oz. tempeh, cut into cubes
1 cup peeled and diced winter squash or sweet potato (I used sweet potato)
Grated zest of 1 lemon
1 teaspoon fine-grain sea salt
3 cloves garlic, smashed
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes (or use smoked paprika instead)
1/3 cup pomegranate molasses (or maple syrup)
1/3 cup olive oil
 1/3 cup chopped fresh cilantro
1/4 cup crumbled ricotta salata or feta cheese

1) Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mound the eggplant, tempeh, squash, and lemon zest onto a baking sheet.
 2) Make the glaze: Sprinkle the salt over the garlic. Chop and smash the garlic into a paste. Combine the garlic paste in a bowl with the red pepper flakes and pomegranate molasses (or, in my case, maple syrup). Whisk in the olive oil.
3) Drizzle 3/4 of the glaze over the mound of delicious things on the baking sheet and arrange in a single layer.
4) Bake for 45-60 minutes, tossing everything at the 35-minute mark.  Cook until the eggplant and squash are soft and starting to caramelize.
5) When everything is finished cooking, drizzle with the remaining glaze and sprinkle with cilantro and feta. Or just feta.
6) Buy Heidi Swanson's book.

 And now, perhaps as you are waiting for your squash and eggplant to begin caramelizing, here's a little bit about what's been going on in my little life these past few days:

My Job Search:  The other day I went to an interview for a mac n' cheese food cart.  One of the first things they asked me was, "What do you know about Herb's Mac n' Cheese?" What could I say?  Before I got to the interview, I wasn't even sure that it was Herb's Mac n' Cheese I was interviewing for.  I just knew I was interviewing at a picnic table next to Herb's Mac n' Cheese.  I could only assume, since the owners had responded to me using an anonymous Craigslist email address, and I hadn't bothered to ask exactly what food cart I was interviewing with.  Obviously, I was very prepared.  But it's a food cart. Anywhere else and they would have been happy I had all my teeth.  But, I live in Portland.  And so, when I glanced over at the mac n' cheese vessel and said, "Well, I know you guys are a food cart...that serves mac n' cheese," I was fairly certain that whatever the woman was writing down on my resume was probably not a comment on my astute observational skills.  Good thing my dad had talked me out of describing myself as 'detail-oriented' in my cover letter.  But hey! They did ask me to work at their other food-cart, Herb's Hawaiian Shaved Ice.  I respectfully declined. 

My Internship: I'm an intern at Portland Monthly Magazine.  I do a lot of fact-checking, which involves calling back sources and making sure everything is correct before an article goes to print, but recently, I have been assigned a few short writing assignments.  One of them happened to require (I required it to require) going to the fire station Downtown, where I was given my own private tour of the station.  I felt like I was in elementary school, except when you're touring with your Girl Scout Troop or 3rd grade class, you usually don't see eight or so firemen strip down to briefs, change into gear, and rush off to do a water rescue. Or, if you do, you don't enjoy it as much.  At least not for the the same reasons.  But, I did learn things.  Like about some tool called "The Nibbler," and that, on average, the men at Station 1 go through about 120 pounds of meat each week.  Not exactly the target audience for Heidi Swanson's purely-vegetarian cookbook. 


My Love Life: The boyfriend moved home to California so my mother sent me a Shakespeare action figure, because she thought I could use 'a little man in my life.' I'm lucky she sent one who is good with a quill.  Thanks, Mom. You're the best.

My Rose: I mentioned the firemen, didn't I?
My Thorn: Getting a glob of toothpaste in my eye due to an overenthusiastic flick of the wrist.  It was the worst.



Sunday, May 26, 2013

The Graduate

     It's been a little more than a week since I graduated from Lewis and Clark College.  Pretty soon I'll be receiving my English degree in the mail, provided I pay off those parking tickets and library fines.  I have no idea what I am going to do with my life, and I don't have a paying job.  But, I haven't started any affairs with married men (or women for that matter), and so far no one has bought me any scuba gear as a grad gift, so at least I can say I'm better off than the graduated Dustin Hoffman.  That's comforting.
     Graduation weekend was wonderful.  Really, it was the best graduation weekend I could have asked for.  My parents drove up from California, my dad's brother flew out from Minnesota, and my aunt and uncle on my mom's side came out from Colorado.  They all rented a funky little house in NE Portland and we spent most of our time eating delicious things and drinking wine.  Graduation was on Saturday, and in the morning we met for coffee and pastries near my house.  From there, we made our way over to campus for a reception hosted by the English department.  All of my professors were there, so my family was able to put faces to names and meet the people who have had such an impact on my life these past few years.  It meant so much to me to be able to introduce my parents to my favorite professors, and to celebrate the end of classes with all those other English majors I struggled through Moby Dick and Renaissance poetry with. That's not to say that the graduation ceremony wasn't great.  It was.  It was intimate, relaxed but professional, and dry (two thumbs up, College, on the decision to hold the ceremony in the gym). And our class speaker compared us college graduates to Romans crossing the Rubicon.  What's not to like about that?  Darn right, we are Romans.  I am a Lewis and Clark Graduate, after all.
     Anyhow, after the ceremony, my family and I went to the best.dinner.of.my.life.  My mom had made reservations at Bar Avignon, a cozy little restaurant on Division Street. We were seated in a small, chandelier-lit, wine cellar-like room that we had all to ourselves in the back of the restaurant.  We had a leisurely (three-hour-long) dinner that consisted of things like warmed olives, goat cheese, asparagus salad, cherry-glazed pork chop, spring pea risotto, and lemon verbena creme brulee for dessert.  If your mouth isn't watering, you don't have a soul.

Our private table


Avignon Lemon Drop (vodka, lavender infused honey, mint, lemon)


     I realized just how lucky I was to have the graduation experience I did after attending my best friend's commencement ceremony yesterday at Chico State.  In Chico, Bloody Marys count as graduation day breakfast, which is fine by me, except when breakfast time is 6 a.m.  But more than that, the Chico graduation seemed impersonal.  It had a kind of get-'er-done feel to it, and by the end I was cheering right along with everyone else -- not so much because however many thousand of my peers had just graduated, but because the ceremony and the seemingly endless name calling was finally over.  Don't get me wrong, I was happy to be to there to wave and cheer for my friend as she walked across the stage and received her diploma, but I was happy it wasn't my graduation.  To each her own, and my own just happens to be a small little liberal arts college graduation ceremony with a private reception beforehand, on a day that starts after the sun has been out for a while and I have had time to get a cup of coffee (or two) in my system.  I may not have been the most school-spirited Pioneer at L&C, but the college served me well.  I found my niche in the English Department and the professors and literature rocked my world.  After graduating, and seeing other graduations that could have been my own, I feel confident that I picked a university that fit, that provided me with a college experience I am proud of, and one that reflects who I am.  I was happy to sip mimosas at the break of day in a Chico bar to celebrate my friend's accomplishments, but I'm happy that on my graduation I was sipping tea out of paper cups on the fourth floor of Miller while my dad chatted with my thesis professor.  That's almost enough to get a genuine 'Go Pios!' out of me. Almost.


Post-grad photo